My dog tries to get the cat to play EVERY DAY. Jumps at her, barks, pants, wiggles; she uses all the normal dog behaviors to entice the cat.
The cat, who weighs 110 lbs less than the dog, is so not interested that she’ll actually sit and watch the dog TRY SO HARD, but then she’ll just turn around and leave.
This disappoints my dog so much, she lays down and pouts for hours before just going to sleep.
I was driving home from work and I still just cant get over it but jesus christ I was coming around a curve and like WHAT THE FUCK how pretty an owl dropped off the rocks and IT HIT MY CAR REALLY HARD.
It crunched. I still can feel the sensation of it crunching. IT KNOCKED MY LOGO OFF MY CAR.
I’m so tired.
I just want to take a nap, just to lay down. Ten minutes, I’m telling myself.
I know, though, if I lay down, I’ll be asleep. If I’m not so cold I’m numb, I’ll fall asleep. If I’m not actively moving, I’ll be asleep soon.
My eyes are fluttering while I’m typing.
This happens when I’m with friends. When I want to have sex. It happens when I’m in class and oh dear sweet lord in heaven it makes professors so mad!
It’s not a physically visible, unless you scare me. It’s not the end of the world, y’know, unless it happens while I’m driving. So far I’ve been lucky. I can just pull over.
I hate to be tired. I hate that a full night of sleep only lasts 4-8 hours. So terribly exhausted.
I suppose I’m going to nap now.
uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
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why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
Today we were talking about how the people in our lives had met and fallen in love. One story was that they always went to school together and in middle school, he started to tease her by dipping her braids in the ink wells on their desks. Then they fell in love and were married at 17.
Another was that the woman’s best friend was dating her future-husband’s brother and came home to her saying “I met the man you’ll marry. I just know it.” The woman married her friend’s boyfriend’s brother less than a year later and they’re still truly madly deeply in love.
One was that the woman’s older sister had been dating this man who wouldn’t quit smoking for her. So she dumped him and her little sister snatched him up. They were married for 65 years before he died.
Mine is that we saw each other at the bowling alley and he added me to his friends list. Then we started hanging out and the future is yet to be told.
I just hope in 30 years it sounds as romantic as the stories I heard today.
"He’s pulling on my ear."
Submitted By: Chase F.
Location: Louisiana, United States
(Totally worth it for the giggle.)